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Student Suspended for Saying Homosexuality is Wrong

A Texas teenager expressed his opinion that, since he is a “christian,” he believes that homosexuality is wrong. Makes sense. This magic space zombie jew created heaven and earth, but the thing that...

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University Pig Decides She Will Not Tolerate a Challenge to her Authoritah

A professor at University of Wiconsin – Stout, put up a poster from the sci fi series, Firefly. The poster had some macho shit on it about where and when the character would kill one of his enemies....

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Sarah Palin Threatens a SLAPP Suit. Stupid? You Betcha!

By Marc Randazza Sarah Palin always seems to be talking about families.  Despite bashing that door open, she takes such umbrage when anyone mentions her own.  So, When writer Joe McGinniss starts...

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Can Connecticut take porn from its prisoners? Should it?

Many concerns come to mind when someone thinks about spending time in prison.  First and foremost, there is always the risk of being shanked with a very, very sharp toothbrush.  For the financial...

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Cum dilectione hominum et odio vitiorum

By Jay Wolman As the newest Satyriconista, with a practice of civil litigation and employment law in Boston, I thought I’d begin my first post with something high-brow.  Everything sounds better in...

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Vaginal Obsession – TSA, you’re doing it wrong

If you had to create a chart of the things I like and the things I don’t like, vaginas and the TSA would clearly be at opposite ends. The vagina is truly a wonderful thing, when properly cared for....

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TSA Agents DO have a choice

My hatred for the TSA is well documented. Examples here, here, here, and especially here. For those of you who say “they are just doing their jobs,” well they have a choice. They can quit, like this...

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For the Last Time, NO, Sandra Fluke does not have a valid defamation claim...

Why we have a First Amendment; Show Your Love for It When I hear Rush Limbaugh’s voice, I want to vomit. I despise just about everything that pill-addled, hate-spewing, disgusting piece of human tripe...

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Will the FAA remove head from ass on electronics?

Doubtful, but this post gives us a glimmer of hope — and some explanation as to why it hasn’t done so thus far. Filed under: flunkies

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Grow House Busted: Children Saved(?)

Yesterday’s headline: “Police Bust Grow House in Henderson.” (source) Well, at least now the good people of the Las Vegas Valley are safer… The house is five houses down from a school. “We act upon...

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Hemingway’s Cats, Flunkies at the USDA, and the Commerce Clause

Henmingway said, “There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.” That may be true, but you still have to point at the asshats and...

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Federal Circuit’s COCKSUCKER Decision Sucks

As many long-time readers know, Section 2(a) of the Trademark Act is one of my pet peeves. This is the section of the Trademark Act that gives pretty much unfettered discretion to a trademark examiner...

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Carlos Miller – First Amendment Hero

If you don’t already know who Carlos Miller is, you should. You are more free because Miller won’t let newsgathering and photography die under the wheels of a paranoid nation, shrieking with fear at...

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Mayer Brown, shame on you. (日本、ストライサンド効果へようこそ)

Every law firm gets confronted (on a pretty regular basis) with the question: “should I put my name on this?“ That soul searching comes into play when you wonder, “is this honorable?” You know when it...

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Ebola is the New Black

Ok, not really, but I figured it was a catchier title than “Ebola is the new paranoia for the stupid genetic refuse that proves that Idiocracy was not just a movie, but a prophecy.” That would just not...

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